Dan showed up drunk. That was completely usual, but on this night he was not only drunk, but he wasn’t looking so good. I get excited to see Dan. Dan the Can Man comes and goes, is usually on some sort of mission, and is dumbfounded when he discovers himself to be sober. He’s one [...]
Brian rode his bike up Interstate, headed for Plaid Pantry. His trailer was broken, but he pulled it along. It was May 2nd, early in the morning, chilly, and he had one thing on his mind. Coffee. It was a part of his morning ritual… ride to Plaid Pantry, pump sixteen ounces of steaming French Roast into [...]
bi·on·ic –adjective 1.utilizing electronic devices and mechanical parts to assist humans in performing difficult, dangerous, or intricate tasks, as by supplementing or duplicating parts of the body: The scientist used a bionic arm to examine the radioactive material. 2.Informal. having superhuman strength or capacity. 3.of or pertaining to bionics. Yesterday I was hit on by [...]
